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Ex Demotivational Poster


MISS DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: carla suckerpunch sexy tough cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 2, 2010, 4:19 am
She can discipline me every day (safe word please? anyone???)
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:56 pm
Mercy me, it's Miss Gugino. Very nice.


GAY JOHNNY -




SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.


TAGS: mr grey sexy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by AaronL



SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way


TAGS: geeks sexy kink strange
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

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sex toys www.sextoyonline.se sex shop sextoyonline.se


EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by RONHUSTLEMAN

steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 9:28 pm
The Earth has plenty of both...and it's still full of ****.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:12 pm
Excuses are like assholes if you don't have them you're full of shit.
EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:00 am
Those look like some very long tibias.


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"


TAGS: texting driving
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:45 pm
... so does the distraction of the billboard... ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:15 am
The very definition of 'Irony' and 'Confusion'
5butjam - April 12, 2012, 8:44 am
Nah', I'm just a sucker for situational irony,.it's my kind of funny
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:45 pm
compared to your other comments I think this is where you're being too kind
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L for this one! I'm just going to be picky and grumble about not capitalising the 'U' in unless... but it was hilarious all the same!


UNFAPABLE -




OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny sex texas boner obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!


COMPLEXITY - Sometimes the coolness is worth it.


TAGS: complex gun
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by misterhamtastic

wolfaussie - September 6, 2013, 3:24 am
It does exist. http://www.horstheld.com/0-Spain.htm
falloutghoul - August 11, 2012, 7:08 pm
Don't tell me this...thing, actually works. O_O


Keep Looking Up -




WHOR - Thor's hot sexy sister !


TAGS: whor thors hot sexy sister
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

DREAMAZTER - May 23, 2012, 8:01 pm
LOL
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
MashiMashi - May 17, 2012, 7:26 pm
yes the helmet needs to stay on, the helmet and theboots need to stay on
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:18 pm
Hmmm.. leave the helmet on and I'd take her
MissPriss - May 17, 2012, 9:41 am
She thor is perdy! Sorry the redneck in me comin out (lol).


ADMIT IT - You'd go to the special hell too


TAGS: firefly saffron sexy hell
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:41 am
Big stack of yes!
AirStryke - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Watch Firefly. The Episode Mrs. Reynolds
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 4:59 pm
Que?


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...


TAGS: dexter stealing tv security note
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by randomhero93

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:46 pm
There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?


TXT MSG -




ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am
OH bullshit. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bullshit.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
This is brilliant. Bra5o


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men sexy beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look sexy.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
Damn it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


this ain't france -


TAGS: texas isis p wned
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - May 6, 2015, 8:21 am

funny...i was thinking it was bait as well.
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2015, 2:59 am
Now we know what to use as bait. We should also use their extreme distaste for being cremated. Apparently, they can't enjoy their 72 virgins as a pile of ashes.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 6:01 pm
NOOOoooooo its not! Luv this, RL! 5 LOL lions!


SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat


TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am
actualy it's hotter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm
Game over man!


THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




WTF - Wh-wha...What the hell, man?


TAGS: darth vader latex spandex weird wtf wth
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

jak - October 4, 2009, 2:16 pm
looks like it might be a dude, explains where the hand is
wierdo - September 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Sexy Sexy
Yes, - March 14, 2009, 11:29 am
And also if she had to pee badly.
yon - January 7, 2009, 8:39 pm
is this what would result if leia were to fall into lava and end up taking up daddys mantle?
me - September 26, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is the creepiest thing i've ever seen
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:22 pm
Thank you, d.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 5:25 pm
Uh Oh. I just realized that in the universe that this takes place in, there is a Prince Leia (or whatever), and a....slave boy scene in Jabba's lair.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 5:23 pm
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL clingy hot latex outfit!!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:35 pm
Hahaha! No. *I* am your mother!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:32 pm
If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the bathroom?
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:32 pm
I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:30 pm
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the bladder.
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:30 pm
Don't underestimate the power of crabs!
pro - September 3, 2008, 2:25 pm
I find your lack of toilet facilities disturbing!
Agamemnon218 - September 3, 2008, 2:01 pm
When I search my feelings, I find them strange, and confusing...
d - September 3, 2008, 1:14 pm
"Most beginners do..." beginners. so you're like.. a pro? at writing captions under images you downloaded? way to go.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:07 pm
I would've gone with Dominatrix Vader, Mistress Vader, Darth Whore, Backside of the Darkside. I'm sure there are more options...
jimbo - September 3, 2008, 3:23 am
Looks like Vader needs to take a piss or has a yeast infection or something.
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:10 am
Way to go ... dude? Or, dude-ette? Most beginners do at least one of these "don't know what to say" posters. But you ain't got no joke if you ain't got no punch line, Pee Wee.


WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "


TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am

lolz


INTERNET EXPLORER - The number one browser for downloading a better browser.


TAGS: internet explorer
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Debkins - October 3, 2010, 8:53 pm
Yup yup!
Rdblizz - September 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
So true
xXRyvenXx - September 17, 2010, 12:16 pm
Opera FTW
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:43 am
Firefox with Gogol Bordello theme.
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 8:13 am
Me? Surfin' with Safari.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 6:37 am
5ls, Sweet Mr.M Uses the same browser as me :)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 6:34 am
Damn right! *high five*
motinet - September 17, 2010, 6:33 am

5 TRILLION LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chrome all the way!


LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles


TAGS: texas california
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:59 am
I agree, you should start passing out drugs and guns in your neighborhood to make it safer.
falloutghoul - January 3, 2012, 8:02 pm
Seriously, I'm not going to start anything with you, troll.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:07 am
Cheee I wonder who's right and who's wrong...ever see what a craphole Cali really is, just look at the states economy and it's prison system. Liberals are proof that both drugs and guncontrol are bad for you.
falloutghoul - December 23, 2011, 8:34 pm
Nice!


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


T-REX - It's rude to take a shit during it's performance.




life's little lessons -


TAGS: prepare to pay unexpected costs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 30, 2016, 12:27 am
Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!
Zeul - May 29, 2016, 8:05 pm
Dizz you nailed it!!!
mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016, 4:33 am
I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks, JW! I'll be in and out for the next few months. Gotta be a responsible adult type... hate that!
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Welcome home, dizz! ^^^^^Up


IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by RnR

Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


REX KWON DO -




CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa breast examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




MYSTERY SOLVED -




A REAL MAN -


TAGS: sexy confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm

lolz


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl hot superman comics sexy
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
Fuck you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)


"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?


TAGS: sexism trope kitchen knives pwned
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:31 pm
I actually know of a few men who are still off that belief. Needless to say I'm no longer their friend.
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:35 pm
Good one - picture and original text.


THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting.


TAGS: letter k texting
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by gole311

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:14 pm
'Kay.


KITCHENVILLE -


TAGS: kitchenville farmville sexist sexism
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
"your"
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?


ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mario

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee shit
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


EYE EXAMS -


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


CHAUVINISM -


TAGS: sexist light bulbs
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:16 am
ROFL! 5 plus 1,000!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:36 pm
Brutal! 5L


Vows -


TAGS: buddhist extremist tranquility cell vow
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - November 21, 2013, 8:00 am
Good, 'cause we're on short supply.


YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary




MATHEMATICS - You can't argue with it.


TAGS: sexism math
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

CarebearCrack - September 23, 2012, 10:42 am
The only thing miss from that... Is a checkmark next to the answer.
TheLorax51 - March 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Seems Legit.
krazyivanthedivine - February 29, 2012, 7:21 pm
YES!
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:06 pm
lol...true


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns sexy
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by cam77079

agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm
BAZINGA! 5/5


Eat, Run, Die! -


TAGS: food exercise grave
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:21 pm
Awe5ome! My sentiments exactly.


1st Date -




ALL IN GOOD TIME -


TAGS: casey anthony dexter justice
Rating: 4.56/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:00 pm
Well played sir.


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


APOLOGIES -


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.


I LOVE A WOMAN WITH DRAWN ON EYEBROWS - said no man ever


TAGS: eyebrows sexy
Rating: 4.66/5

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motifayk - June 28, 2012, 12:58 pm
The hair color, the plastic-like face look and those nails somehow remind of a doll... not by looks but by the artificial feel of it .. lol
dudeishehot - June 28, 2012, 11:29 am
Shocker face...@jedimonk,I agree
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:08 am
i think the green nails are just as disturbing
calvin5040 - June 21, 2012, 4:05 pm
crayola brows
jedimonk - June 21, 2012, 2:57 pm
id hit it!
steve1961 - June 21, 2012, 10:36 am
LOL Reminds me of a time that I was helping a woman outside at work who had done this. It was all good until it began to rain and her eyebrows started to run...LOL
Krissie - June 21, 2012, 8:00 am
Actually jumped back from the computer on this one, HA! Why women do this is beyond me...


Extreme Facepalm -




WTF? - And all this time I though it stood for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.




ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headshot
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


my favorite x-man -


TAGS: ex man jenner
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 27, 2015, 8:00 am
Hahaha. Love it & awesome as usual :)
concern3 - November 27, 2015, 6:23 am
this is terrific a definite 5er


EVERYTHING IS GETTING A GRITTY REBOOT. -


TAGS: dora the explorer gritty reboot
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 22, 2013, 11:21 pm
This is the type of movie that was made to be watched drunk and high.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:18 pm
... I might actually pay to see this. I won't guarantee I would be SOBER, but I might pay to see this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 5:06 pm
Hasta la vista, baby. that's Spanish for "Goodbye, baby."
nicholsjoshua15 - April 7, 2013, 11:45 pm
Thanks for the five stars. Dora has gone bad-ass on all of us.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 4:26 pm

She's even doing the 'tough-guy walk away' thing. Nice one. 5Ls for the boooom.


DIFFICULTY CLASS - You haven't mastered anything until you've beat it on Expert Mode.




DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05




"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.




THE BARONESS -




MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa sexy yummy pretty
Rating: 3.1/5

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MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
after dark


FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.


TAGS: ex scale birthday
Rating: 4.68/5

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holymoly - April 25, 2012, 2:14 pm
Thats funny X) Good one
lgvernon - April 24, 2012, 8:12 pm

Don't worry. The bruises will be gone before you know it.


ONLY IN TEXAS - God bless 'em


TAGS: texas cops
Rating: 4.41/5

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steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 3:58 pm
Brown people? You mean UPS? Some of my best friends are UPS employees.
Rishi - February 26, 2013, 10:37 am
Yea, I love how Southerners fucking hate us New Yorkers, but when you want something you'll use our dead citizens and firemen and cops as an excuse. You don't care about the people who died in 9/11 you just use it to hate on Brown people.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
cops should have that right
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 2:21 pm
its funny cause where i am from the guy is black and it takes place in L.A. but still a great one.
phydeaux - January 22, 2010, 2:16 pm
I now have coffee running out my nose...5 night sticks for you!


KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican


TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

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Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.


CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it




STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.


TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm
Keep taking the medication


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get assplay for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...


TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad


SPORTACUS - Does anyone see this happening!?!


TAGS: sportacus lazytown loli smex
Rating: 3.88/5

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RavenDestroyer - April 8, 2011, 8:55 pm
i first focused on the head and then on the fact there where two HILARIOUS don't say you didn't thought it was the head
Claire - November 13, 2009, 6:26 pm
He must have a really long torso to be able to wrap around like that.
Billzmakindafunnyz - September 19, 2009, 8:18 pm
lol, way 2 funny
SAS36 - February 15, 2009, 9:10 pm
That's hilarious. Disturbing, but for sure!


RAN INTO MY EX - Then I put it in reverse and did it again


TAGS: ran into ex reverse again
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 9:37 pm
I've never hidden my dislike of the "jokefake" genre....but, To each their own.
rerun - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm

I have made many jokefakes here. Far as I am concerned all is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 4:57 pm
Oh, we're still making jokefakes?.....yay (sarcasm)
sidestep22 - January 17, 2012, 3:23 pm
Budog: that may be another version of the joke. I assumed car version based on the picture.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:42 am
I thought that had to do with guns sidestep22. I miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
sidestep22 - January 13, 2012, 1:34 pm
Good, but the joke has more one line "I miss him/her sometimes."
holymoly - January 13, 2012, 10:30 am
love it... although Im more likely to be under the car than behind the wheel


EXCUSES -


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - May 25, 2011, 3:00 pm
WOW!... thats so true... the best is "I thought you don't love me anymore"...hahaha
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:16 pm
true... would it be hard now to say "you can ask my ex"


MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating


TAGS: mexican airforce airplane
Rating: 2.98/5

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will - July 5, 2009, 6:42 pm
acutally i tihnk yo u will find that is in fact the elite mexican parachute regiment


MEANWHILE IN TEXAS.. -


TAGS: meanwhile in texas
Rating: 3.37/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:06 pm
As a native Texan, I can tell you yes, it is an awesome state.
nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 4:07 pm
Why do people make fun of Texas? It's an awesome state.


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - Taking the retarded to a new level of extreme...


TAGS: westboro baptist church retarded extreme
Rating: 4.55/5

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440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:21 pm
Well the shock value of the dead soldiers funerals has waore off, so now they're saying breast canceris GOD's punishment on the US for tolerating homosexuals, next it'll be crib-death or SIDS. They're the reason Elizabeth TAYLOR was burried b4 they could
440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm
lol
GySgt1811 - October 13, 2010, 3:31 pm
Stengun, you may have insulted a zit.
stenusmc - October 13, 2010, 9:44 am
WBC is a zit that needs to be popped.
Budog - October 13, 2010, 3:32 am
WBC also protests at funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. They carry signs like "Thank God For Dead Soldiers" and say it is God's will for the U.S. tolerating homosexuals.
GySgt1811 - October 12, 2010, 8:49 pm
If attending Westboro Baptist Church makes one a Christian, then standing in a garage makes one a car. 5 loonies.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
google it, urm, a trap?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:55 pm

ok...ty google....the pricks..even desecrate the flag....good poster dude.
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:53 pm

i guess i'll google westboro baptist church and score you later.


A NEW PARENT...SHHHHH -




LIFE - get used to disappointment




TEIAM -




BATTLESHIP -




EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.52/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


L I B R A R I A N S - Even Better Than Google and Wikipedia


TAGS: librarian library index catalogue
Rating: 3.5/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:55 pm
Not going to ask the librarian where to find midget porn.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:58 pm
so true, at least real librarians can guess what you want better, and give suggestions for other things you acctually need


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.




OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

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Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox


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