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Anonymous2 - Mar 25, 2011 9:19pm, #215255

I know it's from the source pic, but "barstard"?

Anonymous2 - Mar 25, 2011 9:12pm, #215252

Douglas Adams FTW!

Anonymous2 - Mar 25, 2011 9:06pm, #215250

I also took from the movie: Shoes are worth killing over. Wherever you go, people will remind you of others you've already met. Poppies and their byproducts will knock you out. Proper lubrication makes thing much better.

Anonymous2 - Mar 25, 2011 8:58pm, #215248

... unless you marry sisters.

Anonymous2 - Mar 22, 2011 6:03pm, #214960

And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.

Anonymous2 - Mar 15, 2011 8:38pm, #214362

You didn't make me shiver.

Anonymous2 - Mar 15, 2011 8:22pm, #214360

But... Emilio's character died in that episode.

Anonymous2 - Mar 15, 2011 8:06pm, #214358

I agree, may Bubbles forever rest in peace.

Anonymous2 - Mar 8, 2011 9:05pm, #213833

Yay, he finally gets him when he's decent size to deal with the bird.

Anonymous2 - Mar 5, 2011 9:36pm, #213644

The feel of silk and satin, dude. Lingerie appeals to more than one sense.

Anonymous2 - Feb 25, 2011 6:06pm, #213183

Whoa, I made it, despite the fact that I'm more of a Moti-irregular than a Moti-regular.

Anonymous2 - Feb 23, 2011 10:31pm, #213030

I see Cthulu reaching for a dragon making a kissy face.

Anonymous2 - Feb 23, 2011 10:29pm, #213029

Why does that thing by her feet look like a Snoopy cloud atop a mushroom cloud?

Anonymous2 - Feb 18, 2011 2:18am, #212642

Wait... you were paying attention to the screen when they had the musicians up there? That's the time you go grab food and drink.

Anonymous2 - Feb 13, 2011 7:22pm, #212342

Larry Flynt got it bass ackwards. You're supposed to get shot, then find religion. He found religion, then got shot. Apparently you don't cut fappers off from quality material.

Anonymous2 - Feb 13, 2011 7:18pm, #212341

"Looks like we're going to need another Timmy."

Anonymous2 - Feb 10, 2011 5:03pm, #212149

You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...

Anonymous2 - Feb 10, 2011 5:00pm, #212147

Relax, it's only Guitar Hero that's ending. Band Hero and DJ Hero will go on.

Anonymous2 - Feb 10, 2011 4:59pm, #212145

A cat is fine, too. :)

Anonymous2 - Feb 9, 2011 5:23pm, #212085

Hawamleh, I'd heard he left his wife for these... Miss Piggy wannabes. Hard to find a good SFW name to call them.

Anonymous2 - Feb 8, 2011 1:33am, #211893

I prefer mine covered with sauce. I hear she's got a great glaze.

Anonymous2 - Feb 8, 2011 1:29am, #211892

To all future performers singing national anthems, keep to the way it was written. No one wants to hear your latest interpretation of it, we just want it over with so we can get stuff done.

Anonymous2 - Feb 6, 2011 8:46am, #211737

I'd head for the youth fountain so I had more time at the bacon fountain.

Anonymous2 - Feb 5, 2011 1:19am, #211667

Those aren't huge! Big, yes, but not huge.

Anonymous2 - Feb 5, 2011 1:15am, #211666

Didn't he and his friends end up on Tiny Toons?

Anonymous2 - Feb 5, 2011 1:12am, #211665

So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?

Anonymous2 - Feb 5, 2011 1:10am, #211664

Ah yes... WarGames. Back when it was believable that Matthew Broderick could hack in to play games with WOPR.

Anonymous2 - Feb 2, 2011 9:48pm, #211505

Wait, where's the flames that I saw in this picture before? Doc said that when that baby hits 88 mph I was going to see some serious sh**.

Anonymous2 - Jan 30, 2011 9:19pm, #211248

Depends if they're interested in my sausage.

Anonymous2 - Jan 30, 2011 9:12pm, #211247

Well, if such a day comes, being the only person left alive, I'm hunting down every sex shop I can find to get me a variety of Fleshlight type equipment.

Anonymous2 - Jan 30, 2011 9:07pm, #211245

The feel of silk and satin, my fellow Anon.

Anonymous2 - Jan 27, 2011 8:10pm, #211000

Brokeback Mountain 1 & 1/2 FTW!

Anonymous2 - Jan 27, 2011 8:05pm, #210998

Story of my life. 5 Emo lions.

Anonymous2 - Jan 25, 2011 10:56pm, #210825

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. - Jimmy Soul

Anonymous2 - Jan 25, 2011 10:54pm, #210824

Nah, they call a souffle a souffle.

Anonymous2 - Jan 25, 2011 10:52pm, #210823

Wait... how can Kansas have the poorest health and then Georgia claim most sickly?

Anonymous2 - Jan 23, 2011 8:10pm, #210646

They all get along on the plate because they're all dead. I guess that makes your idea of world peace is to kill everything...

Anonymous2 - Jan 18, 2011 8:33pm, #210228

32) Samus Aran (Super Smash Brothers series) 33) Ivy (Soul Calibur series) 45) R. Mika (Street Fighter Alpha 3) 55) Felicia (Darkstalkers) 56) Sophitia (Soul Calibur series) That's all I can recognize right now.

Anonymous2 - Jan 18, 2011 8:28pm, #210227

1) Sakura (Street Fighter series & Rival Schools) 3) Queen Bee (Darkstalkers) 7) Hsien Po (Darkstalkers) 10) Cammy (Street Fighter series) 20) Morrigan (Darkstalkers) 21) Mai (Art of Fighting) 24) Chun Li (Street Fighter series)

Anonymous2 - Jan 18, 2011 8:17pm, #210224

Well, I wasn't at first, but then I read your shirt and figured I'd better see what the hullabaloo was about.

Anonymous2 - Jan 17, 2011 8:45pm, #210157

Great scott! That's heavy...

Anonymous2 - Jan 16, 2011 7:27pm, #210058

I don't care what you say, THAT IS the droid I'm looking for.

Anonymous2 - Jan 14, 2011 11:19pm, #209943

You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.

Anonymous2 - Jan 13, 2011 10:03pm, #209848

Metal under tension, beggin' you to touch and go

Anonymous2 - Jan 13, 2011 10:00pm, #209847

Okay, who just made my horse whinny?

Anonymous2 - Jan 10, 2011 8:46pm, #209601

The answer is D. All of the above.

Anonymous2 - Jan 10, 2011 8:41pm, #209600

Pretty sure Osama Bin Laden's the current champion...

Anonymous2 - Jan 9, 2011 11:32pm, #209541

I don't know, is she just a butterface or is the body a wreck too?

Anonymous2 - Jan 9, 2011 11:29pm, #209540

And based on how close she was to the field, her last statement was rather accurate...

Anonymous2 - Jan 6, 2011 12:38pm, #209274

Your mind powers will not work on me, woman.

Anonymous2 - Jan 3, 2011 9:04pm, #209061

Accepted? You mean my applicaton for Photography professor has been denied?

Anonymous2 - Jan 2, 2011 11:56pm, #209004

Socialism works, just not with humans.

Anonymous2 - Dec 7, 2010 12:34pm, #205950

Never caught the episode of his show where he swam, huh? Of course, this isn't the first time facts get in the way of a good MotiFake.

Anonymous2 - Dec 4, 2010 11:42pm, #205577

Because until they made X-2, not a single one was a sequel.

Anonymous2 - Dec 2, 2010 11:24pm, #205159

Batman is riding the Robot Unicorn as it attacks those stars, your argument is invalid.

Anonymous2 - Dec 2, 2010 11:23pm, #205158

Oops, I meant vuvuzela.

Anonymous2 - Dec 2, 2010 11:21pm, #205157

Qatar gets the 2022 World Cup. Good news, zuzuvela use will be punished by death. Bad news: So will women baring their breasts.

Anonymous2 - Nov 30, 2010 1:45pm, #204827

Well, I see Aggy was there... that accounts for the 78 pints of Guiness. Also, since that bill's got a mix of pints and liters, that can't be from the U.S.

Anonymous2 - Nov 23, 2010 10:56pm, #203764

Stealth bomber, few seconds of visuals on the game. Blimp, watch the game all you want, and no one will care if your drunk until it's time to land.

Anonymous2 - Nov 11, 2010 1:50am, #202331

Sean, if you've still got that Blu-Ray player available, I'll do 25 Hail Marys a day for a year for you. They won't be too effective since I'm not Catholic, but I am Protestant so it's to the same God...

Anonymous2 - Nov 9, 2010 8:30pm, #202150

5L from this resident Anonymous.

Anonymous2 - Nov 7, 2010 6:29pm, #201761

I didn't know Charity was bi... :)

Anonymous2 - Nov 6, 2010 3:09pm, #201564

I know 4 is Lohan, and that would make 5 Johannsen, thus that's the reds. I'm thinking 3 is Hayek, 6 is Klum, 2 is Heigl, and 1 is Ashlee (or is it Ashley, I forget) Simpson

Anonymous2 - Oct 29, 2010 10:53pm, #200210

Face, I didn't say it was a crap poster, I didn't say "horrible choices," all I did was comment on its pixellation. It's not like I gave it a 1L...

Anonymous2 - Oct 29, 2010 1:59pm, #200173

Wow... how did such a pixellated one get through?

Anonymous2 - Oct 24, 2010 12:21am, #199566

Dang it. I didn't get my mot made fast enough... now I'll just look like a copycat if I submit it... guess I could always rework it and submit it later.

Anonymous2 - Oct 20, 2010 10:45pm, #199207

To be fair, that was the one show we can look back and tell 100% that they were on the good stuff when they thought that one up.

Anonymous2 - Oct 20, 2010 10:43pm, #199206

When she is legal, she will show up on my doorstep wearing only a trenchcoat and shoes. She will be ushered inside, and I will be all "Giggidy giggidy!"

Anonymous2 - Oct 19, 2010 10:36pm, #199038

You're not fooling me, you're the landshark.

Anonymous2 - Oct 19, 2010 2:04pm, #198952

I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."

Anonymous2 - Oct 16, 2010 8:48pm, #198576

WWE has-been says what?

Anonymous2 - Oct 16, 2010 12:40am, #198504

5L, but I'd rather have a piece on the earth. With the world the way it is, it'll last longer.

Anonymous2 - Oct 16, 2010 12:37am, #198502

Wait... that's only four flavors.

Anonymous2 - Oct 13, 2010 11:46pm, #198220

Yeah, this is the turning point in the movie. You could almost say it's two mini-movies with the same characters. There's boot camp, where "Pyle" a.k.a. Pre-Gump, tries to be a marine, and then the combat, where Kubrik really messes with your head.

Anonymous2 - Oct 12, 2010 7:41pm, #198008

Well, technically, if you've got a Bugatti, the passenger's head should be in the vicinity of an airbag when the car's not in motion... :)

Anonymous2 - Oct 12, 2010 5:34pm, #197993

I agree, AA. The context here is the repayment towards those in Babylon (who'd captured and enslaved the Jews) who had wronged them.

Anonymous2 - Oct 9, 2010 8:45pm, #197407

Nah, my posters at least make me smile, where as 2G1C makes me do the Spock eyebrow raise.

Anonymous2 - Oct 9, 2010 8:43pm, #197406

Well, if people only remember him on his birthday anymore, I won't mind it. Seriously, newscasters & DJs keep reminding me he died on my birthday for 29 years since...

Anonymous2 - Oct 6, 2010 9:43pm, #197025

5L for making me laugh. Also, pretty sure this is also from Anon, "Friendly fire isn't."

Anonymous2 - Oct 4, 2010 11:57pm, #196817

Um... why are you expecting Guinness in Hell? I thought Guinness was good. The beer in Hell tastes like piss. Of course, there, the beer is second-hand...

Anonymous2 - Oct 4, 2010 11:54pm, #196816

I think I shall avoid the "Faux Hawaiian" night. No way I'm taking a risk on the pupu platter.

Anonymous2 - Sep 30, 2010 8:04pm, #196218

Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, shots of him taking down freaks, shots of him using his powers.

Anonymous2 - Sep 30, 2010 8:01pm, #196217

Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.

Anonymous2 - Sep 28, 2010 10:50pm, #195926

Pie Jesu Domine *whack* dona eis requiem *whack* Pie Jesu Domine dona eis requiem *whack*

Anonymous2 - Sep 28, 2010 12:43am, #195824

I'm pretty sure I can help you bone up for the mid-terms, but you've got to be willing to cram...

Anonymous2 - Sep 28, 2010 12:42am, #195823

Thank you, Mistress! May I have another?

Anonymous2 - Sep 26, 2010 3:27pm, #195613

That picture is full of nerd references, and you only pick up on the stormtrooper? (Those are Magic: The Gathering cards, not tarot cards)

Anonymous2 - Sep 23, 2010 1:33am, #195123

BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.

Anonymous2 - Sep 23, 2010 1:31am, #195122

That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.

Anonymous2 - Sep 23, 2010 1:29am, #195121

Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.

Anonymous2 - Sep 23, 2010 1:27am, #195120

As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.

Anonymous2 - Sep 23, 2010 1:24am, #195119

Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.

Anonymous2 - Sep 21, 2010 10:46pm, #194962

Wait... none of the commercials were 10 minutes long. I saw Will Ferrel and knew it was going to be pure drek.

Anonymous2 - Sep 21, 2010 12:33pm, #194887

Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).

Anonymous2 - Sep 21, 2010 12:31pm, #194884

Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.

Anonymous2 - Sep 21, 2010 12:29pm, #194883

Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.

Anonymous2 - Sep 21, 2010 12:20pm, #194878

5 Daniel Striped-Tigers...

Anonymous2 - Sep 19, 2010 11:09pm, #194638

*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.

Anonymous2 - Sep 17, 2010 10:54pm, #194286

Ahh, yes, never understimate the power of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, now my #2 motifake.

Anonymous2 - Sep 16, 2010 11:36pm, #194199

I'll just ask her which one she wants me to flip. If it's meant to be, she'll tell me the truth, if not, I flipped a switch.